February 2012
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We don’t have to be scared of wizards, we got atheist privilege
– Brendan
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I hate to say this, but when I look at the comments people add to my pictures I sometimes wonder if I need to add a disclaimer on my blog with the caption ‘Complex philosophical concepts might be simplified due to the restrictions inherent in the form of the single-panel cartoon, or might be misrepresented for comical effect, since this is not a textbook but a blog with silly pictures. There...
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Brendan: What if it turns out that we are actually in limbo? What if we are actually forever just going to be in this flat, getting fucked and watching tv shows?
Me: I know how we might get out!
Brendan: How?
Me: BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
Brendan and Me: BEETLEJUICE!
I wanted to give up existential despair for lent, but I only managed to do so until I ran out of whiskey.
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Shit, I wish I had so little to do that I could just drink whiskey and listen to...
– Brendan, upon seeing what I am doing in my room while he takes a break from his three essays
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Apparently some blog with the self-proclaimed aim of exposing ‘faggots’ reblogged a picture of me dressed as Lady Gaga. Since it was me who put the picture online in the first place, I am getting the feeling that the person in charge of that blog is as confused about the meaning of the word ‘exposing’ as he is about his sexuality.
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jamaisjamais asked: Can you start tagging posts with Brendan in them -- you know, for ease of use?
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Conversations in the Tate Modern
Me: If I was a leading surrealist artist, I would write an autobiography called 'How I destabilized deep-rooted traditional concepts of the self and its consciousness with dick jokes"
Brendan: I would call it "dick jokes and brush strokes"
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Is that a hate crime?
– My jewish flatmate after I forgot to mention that the meal I gave him had pork in it
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Weird Word of the Week
discombobulated - a, confused, embarrassed, upset
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