Dinu Lipatti's bones

This is very different from my usual posts, but I saw someone I follow posting about how annoying Skrillex is, so I thought I’d contribute. I have been living in London for a few years, and I have been wondering the entire time when Dubstep is finally going to be over. The rate of a LFO can be changed, we all know it by now, lets get over it. Anyway, I have a hilarious friend called Neil, who is some kind of South-West London Karl Pilkington, and who says the most brilliant things whilst drunk. One night, I recorded his drunk ramblings about how X-Men are real, and decided to kill two birds with one stone by turning the recordings into an incredibly quickly improvised Dubstep song, to not only show the world how funny Neil is, but to also show how anyone who has 3 hours to spare can make a proper dubstep song. Enjoy.